OMG

The title of this entry translates to Oh My God. Let me spell it for you tho..


Ohhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyyy GoDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


I got drunk... really drunk..... and put 25 bucks into AP and 25 bucks into Noble.

No codes.. but, AP gave me a 3.65 bonus...

Anyway.. OMG.

OMG

Shame on me and spank me silly for not putting money into these sites while I was sober....... tie me up and tease me with pepperoni pizza!!!!

ended the session.. albiet... it took all the will power i could muster... but here..



noble start, 25
noble end, 15.30

AP start. 25
AP end, 39.70

me be up 5 bucks...or so...

I can not hope to explain the difference in play from a freeroll to a real money table...

I would raise.. and guess what.. people fucking folded..... i mean.. really... they just caved.. like there was something of value at stake... let me tell you... I used this once known, twice forgotten knowledge to my advantage.. and the word CALL completely left my vocabulary... left my arsenal... to be used another day, at a million dollar final table...

AP was like pie.. like cream pie.. like cream puff pie.... I was reading the digital pixils like I was their grandma.....

not sure exactly what happened at Noble.. prolly wrong table, wrong limits..

What I am most happy about... extremely most happy about... is stopping while ahead....... that has got to be the most important thing to do... if your a poker player and not a gambler..

but i got way too much alcohol left and no where near tired...... wonder how much i can write till i pass out......

i should take my drink.. pour it in the sink, and go to bed, hoping i didnt drink so much as i am at the point where every thing is gonna start spinning, once i lay down..

speaking of drinks.. let me tell you about this one.. oh and i truly hope pauly and a few crew can make it to the austin WPBT event... I am sorely wanting to spend some quality time with them in our local establishments which cater to the testosteronered fueled male.... we do have a few.... not that I have been to any.. in the last couple years.. i used to date a stripper... for 3 months.... perhaps that is why my ... well, anyway..

about that drink i have.. x girlfriend.. she is a beetch.. but, that is beside the point.. before I realized what a bad person she was.. she brought me back a bottle of 'brandy' from Mexico.. on one of her 'girlfriend' trips.. which i now know was actually a fuck you 'im gonna fuck some stranger' trip... anyway.. the date on the bottle is 1975. and I ran out of beer, and wine, and vodka, and rum, and Jim Beam..... so, I opened it... and smelled it... no smell... hmmmm.. I wonder what that means... so, I took a tiny... really tiny swig....

let me share with you EXACTLY how I reacted...

"Oh my God, that is tight.. That is fucking TIGHT! This ain't fucking brandy.. no fucking way...... .. its gonna taste good with my RC Cola!!! "

So, for the last couple hours.. I have been drinking 30 year old Don Pedro brandy mixed with ice and RC cola.....

I have no Pedro left.. cept for this full glass here... and I am wanting to play some poker oh so bad... what do you call it, when your too drunk to play, yet your still sober enuff to realize it.... ???

I am gonna kick ass Sept 3rd.. yall might as well just give me the money...



ok im gonna go to bed now... i need to figure out what to do with my money, the money i had no right to deposit.. online.. well, it my money, i had the right, but, you know, food and stuff.....


i think i took 3rd in a sng, at AP... which helped a bit too..

oh speaking of which.. and speaking of noble..



playing fun games, simultaniously.. at AP and UB.. I won 8 in a row... SNG...

swear to god...... got me to thinking....... OH thats prolly why i decided to deposit some money...

now i get my motivation.... anyway... noble structure is foreign to me... prolly best i come back at that sober...

ap, i know it like the back of my grandmas ass... ha ha just kidding.. never seen it.. anyhoo.. i want to make my initial deposit back.... go from there..

i dont really care how much drink i have left any more... im to bed now..

smuglet.