So I went to a casino..

and won $5.00 on a slot machine. I was in the building for no more than 30 minutes.

Where?

Glad you asked...

Kickapoo Lucky Eagle Casino, Eagle Pass, Tx

The limits for holdem were too rich for my blood ( 3/6 and up ), and the blackjack tables were full...

I could not find a Video Poker machine, but, I was not going to leave there with out at least a lil gambling... I quickly gambooled one dollar away on a nickel slot... and then put $5.00 into another... called "BattleShip".

So, I had 100 credits.. each credit = .05cents, and on the first 'spin', playing 3 lines @ 1 credit each, I hit sumtin or the other for 70 credits. woo hoo, quick math tells me, that is $3.50. but, it is still too soon to leave, so, I keep playing this machine and get down to about 129 credits..when, I hit sumtin or the other that took me to the bonus round... I picked 1 of 5 flags to give me a multiplier of 100 vs my bet ( 1 credit ), and now I had 229 credits, or $11.45.

So, I took my cash and left...

Just ended up getting me more stoked for Vegas...